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Things that are too high:1. This hotel2. Me3. Snoop probably? Although he seems exceptionally productive so maybe just me and the hotel


Things that are too high:1. This hotel2. Me3. Snoop probably? Although he seems exceptionally productive so maybe just me and the hotel

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

Things I found stuck to telephone poles on my walk home:1. Telephone lines2. This printout


Things I found stuck to telephone poles on my walk home:1. Telephone lines2. This printout

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

Possessed sausages this morning. No funny business. They kept doing this so I videoed it.So obviously this is my opportunity to get rich by planting a #FakeNews story wherein I interview the vegans responsible for infiltrating sausage factories nationwide and hiding jumping beans inside the product in order to dissuade consumers, who will be viscerally reminded that pork is made from something ALIVE.Question: What step am I missing in the process?1. Make up fake news2. Publish on internet3. ?????4. $$$$


Possessed sausages this morning. No funny business. They kept doing this so I videoed it.So obviously this is my opportunity to get rich by planting a #FakeNews story wherein I interview the vegans responsible for infiltrating sausage factories nationwide and hiding jumping beans inside the product in order to dissuade consumers, who will be viscerally reminded that pork is made from something ALIVE.Question: What step am I missing in the process?1. Make up fake news2. Publish on internet3. ?????4. $$$$

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

What does that…mean?


What does that...mean?

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

@azizansari inspired John to borrow kiddo's MP3 player for cleaning day.#neato #djroombainthehouse


@azizansari inspired John to borrow kiddo's MP3 player for cleaning day.#neato #djroombainthehouse

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

I'm just now reading the warnings on our coffee pot. Nick of time, too. #donotholdoverpeople #afternoonplanscanceled


I'm just now reading the warnings on our coffee pot. Nick of time, too. #donotholdoverpeople #afternoonplanscanceled

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

#idontthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans


#idontthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

When we have an out-of-the way errand, we like to find the best nearby park to make it worth the trip. This one didn't disappoint, and we only visited two of the complex's playgrounds — we could see at least one more from the car! #atlantawithkids #atlantaplayground #norcross


(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

When we have an out-of-the way errand, we like to find the best nearby park to make it worth the trip. This one didn't disappoint, and we only visited two of the complex's playgrounds — we could see at least one more from the car! #atlantawithkids #atlantaplayground #norcross


When we have an out-of-the way errand, we like to find the best nearby park to make it worth the trip. This one didn't disappoint, and we only visited two of the complex's playgrounds -- we could see at least one more from the car! #atlantawithkids #atlantaplayground #norcross

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

CHALLENGE: Can I arrange the entire contents of this bag of weird potato nuggets into words before the oven preheats?RESULT: Don't know. Got bored. Gave up.TAKEAWAY: Touching frozen potato nuggets gets old real fast. Also, my kid doesn't eat them. Also, I don't blame him. Somebody touched them all.


CHALLENGE: Can I arrange the entire contents of this bag of weird potato nuggets into words before the oven preheats?RESULT: Don't know. Got bored. Gave up.TAKEAWAY: Touching frozen potato nuggets gets old real fast. Also, my kid doesn't eat them. Also, I don't blame him. Somebody touched them all.

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)