Possessed sausages this morning. No funny business. They kept doing this so I videoed it.So obviously this is my opportunity to get rich by planting a #FakeNews story wherein I interview the vegans responsible for infiltrating sausage factories nationwide and hiding jumping beans inside the product in order to dissuade consumers, who will be viscerally reminded that pork is made from something ALIVE.Question: What step am I missing in the process?1. Make up fake news2. Publish on internet3. ?????4. $$$$


Possessed sausages this morning. No funny business. They kept doing this so I videoed it.So obviously this is my opportunity to get rich by planting a #FakeNews story wherein I interview the vegans responsible for infiltrating sausage factories nationwide and hiding jumping beans inside the product in order to dissuade consumers, who will be viscerally reminded that pork is made from something ALIVE.Question: What step am I missing in the process?1. Make up fake news2. Publish on internet3. ?????4. $$$$

(Originally posted to Instagram as user knucklesalad.)

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